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Let's get this straight:

We're probably not the right agency for you.

You want fans? Start a boy band.
You want followers? Date stalkers.
You want storytelling? Read Hemingway.
You want to inspire? Become a spiritual life coach.

But if you're looking for an advertising agency that doesn't chase fads and clichés, we might be an option for you.

Advertising for smart clients.

It's pointless to do what everyone else does. Simply because it increases your chance of getting ignored instead of getting noticed. Strangely, many companies favour this ineffectiveness. Which is why we're talking to the minority here. The minority who doesn't want to invest its ad budget in invisible advertising. The competitive advantage of advertising lies in communicating what your competition doesn't communicate. Or can't communicate. Or doesn't dare to communicate.

So if you're a nonconformist who wants to deviate from the herd mentality in the market, grab the phone and call us.

Undecided?

Undecided?

Undecided?

Undecided?

Find out if we are right for you with the following 29 criteria.

  • Don't call us if you have no budget.
  • Don't call us if you won't tell us your budget.
  • Don't call us if you don't allow uncomfortable questions.
  • Don't call us if you post motivational quotes on LinkedIn.
  • Don't call us if you post motivational quotes in general.
  • Don't call us if you want nice executions instead of thought-out ideas.
  • Don't call us if you confuse strategy with a list of goals.
  • Don't call us if you're a selfie stick owner.
  • Don't call us if you view creativity primarily as something aesthetic.
  • Don't call us if you want to solve every problem with technology.
  • Don't call us if you muse about colours and fonts for hours.
  • Don't call us if you think nobody reads anymore.
  • Don't call us if you want something with Gen Z.
  • Don't call us if you want something with millennials.
  • Don't call us if you analysed the images on this website.
  • Don't call us if you enjoy being buttered up.
  • Don't call us if you think influencers increase sales in the long run.
  • Don't call us if you're incapable of making decisions.
  • Don't call us if you want a bigger logo.
  • Don't call us if you're trying to understand the order of these criteria.
  • Don't call us if you're Michael S. in L.
  • Don't call us if you prefer an Instagram like over a sale.
  • Don't call us if you think advertising is dead.
  • Don't call us if you find happy smiling people 'emotional'.
  • Don't call us if you think your brand plays a profound role in people's lives.
  • Don't call us if you want to be be everyone's darling.
  • Don't call us if you're scanning this list for grammar errors.
  • Don't call us if you've already spotted grammar errors.
  • Don't call us if it's Friday the 13th.
  • Don't call us if you have a problem with no-nonsense straight talk.
  • Don't call us if you're still undecided about calling us.

I want to pin this list to my fridge!
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